Real men can't dance.

Babies don't need a vacation and i still see them at the beach.

The Econonomy is like peanut butter... if you give it to a horse it will look like he's talking.

Just say NO to sickness.

HEY Curly Fries!

Whats the square root of this apartment?

Sexual Harrasment is any unwanted sexual advance. Thats every sexual advance I make!

Im a grown ass man Dogg!

When I die im going to donate my body to science-fiction.

I bought some powdered water but i don't know what to add.

I lost a button hole.

IM NOT WHITE!

My mom just forgot my name.

100,000 sperm and i was the fastest?

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Don't be sexist the bitches hate that.

I like to leave messages before the beep.

I got arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.

Im not as dumb as you look.

The other day I made an onion cry.

If they ask George Washington for his I.D. he can just take out a quarter.

The prescription ran out of my eye glasses.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is its always room temperature.

I got a birth mark when i was 8.

Im a gangsta, i'll shoot you in the face with ma turds.